Will this stuff give me a chiseled physique?

Chiseled? Maybe if you work out. Smooth? Definitely. The exfoliating body bar and body wash will gently scrub your skin while cleansing, leaving it feeling clean and smooth.

Citrus and wheat? Sounds like breakfast.

Yes, and breakfast is good for you. The fresh, clean citrus scent of both the body bar and body wash will invigorate the senses. Choose the body bar and the wheat bran will scrub away dead skin. Um, good.