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All The Questions You Have About Your Balls (But Are Too Afraid to Google)

All The Questions You Have About Your Balls (But Are Too Afraid to Google)

by Kelley Dodge

Some questions are just too embarrassing to put on the internet. Like, why don’t we call farts butt burps? How much milk would kill a rhinoceros? What’s so wrong with mansplaining?


For a lot of guys, the most personal questions – and the ones they might be hesitant to have in their Google search history – include anything related to their health. ESPECIALLY anything related to their balls.


Well that’s why we’re here. From swamp ass to mystery odors, from thigh-chafing disasters to 5-alarm nut fires, we’ve collected some of the very spiciest questions you might have about your nethers.


*DISCLAIMER: This article is not meant to serve as medical advice. If you ever have questions or concerns about your health, consult a professional doctor.


Why Below the Belt Care Matters


Your groin area is one of the most sensitive (and sweat-prone) areas on your body. Trapped moisture, bacteria, and friction can cause odor, discomfort, and even painful chafing. 


With Every Man Jack’s new Below the Belt line of specialized down-there care, you can eliminate these problems with products designed for the unique needs of your most sensitive areas.


Common Questions Guys Are Too Embarrassed to Ask


1. Why do my balls sometimes stick to my leg?


Maybe they’re just close friends? It’s usually a combination of humidity (outside your drawers and in), the proximity of your parts, and the sensitive skin that makes them hug each other. No need to worry. 


2. Is it normal to get pimples down there?


Yes. Sweat, bacteria, and friction can clog pores. If it ever becomes uncomfortable or unmanageable, be sure to see a doctor for treatment options. 


Washing daily with our Below the Belt Foaming Cleanser and keeping the area dry with Deodorant Lotion can help prevent breakouts.


3. Can I use cologne or body spray on my groin?


Hard no. Spraying cologne on sensitive skin can cause irritation and burning. If you want to stay fresh, stick to a specialized deodorant like Below the Belt Deodorant Lotion, which keeps things odor-free without irritation.


4. How often should I wash down there?


Daily. Especially after workouts, long days in the heat, or when you need a fresh breeze between your knees. 


Use EMJ’s Below the Belt Foaming Cleanser, a gentle wash made with Witch Hazel, Oat Powder, and Aloe to keep your groin clean without drying out your skin.


5. Why does it smell down there even after showering?


Residual sweat and bacteria can stick around even after a rinse. But a dedicated groin cleanser helps eliminate odor at the source. 


Our Below the Belt Deodorant Lotion provides 24-hour protection with Arrowroot and Oat Powders to absorb moisture, while Postbiotics battle odor.


6. Can I use regular body wash on my junk?


You can, but it’s not ideal. Many body washes contain harsh ingredients that strip moisture from your skin, leading to irritation.


Our Below the Belt Foaming Cleanser is designed specifically for sensitive areas and provides hydration while keeping things fresh.


7. What’s the best way to stop chafing?


If you experience friction, whether from walking, running, or tight clothing, try using a dermatologist tested gel to reduce repeated ripping of your skin.


Made with naturally derived ingredients like Natural Silica to lubricate and Arrowroot Powder to absorb excess moisture, our Below the Belt Anti-Chafe Gel helps create a smooth glide to prevent irritation.


8. Can I use regular deodorant down there?


Probably not a good idea. Regular deodorant contains ingredients that aren’t meant for sensitive skin. You want something specially formulated for that area.


Our Below the Belt Deodorant Lotion is specially formulated for skin in your groin. It absorbs sweat, fights odor, and helps prevent irritation without any harsh chemicals.


9. Why do my inner thighs get darker over time?


Skin darkening is often caused by friction and excess moisture. Keeping the area clean and dry while using a friction-reducing product like Anti-Chafe Gel can help prevent further darkening.


10. How do I keep my underwear from smelling musty?


Wash your underwear regularly and choose moisture-wicking fabrics. Applying Below the Belt Deodorant Lotion helps prevent excess sweat buildup, reducing odor throughout the day.


Recapping Your Below the Belt Routine


The TL;DR? Taking care of your most sensitive areas is simple. Just follow this three-step routine:


CLEANSE – Start with Below the Belt Foaming Cleanser to wash away sweat, bacteria, and odor.


DEODORIZE – Apply Below the Belt Deodorant Lotion to keep fresh, dry, and odor-free all day long.


PROTECT – If chafing is an issue, use Below the Belt Anti-Chafe Gel anywhere you experience friction.


Made for Guys, Designed for Comfort


Your groin deserves better. With Below the Belt, you can fight odor, stay dry, and eliminate chafing with formulas designed just for guys. So say goodbye to southern discomfort with the complete line of down-there care products.

 

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